Friday, February 18, 2011

Searching For 'Cambo'

When two Royal Thai Air Force F16s mysteriously fell out of the air last week into a forest in Chaiyaphum province, to some people the cause the crash was obvious.

“It must have been black magic,” they said. With the flair up of hostilities between Thailand and Cambodia and the belief that Cambodians are known for their expertise in the supernatural, people believed the planes were probably cursed in some way.

Air force spokesman Monthon Satchukorn quickly brushed aside that rumor and rightly so. As can be seen on the map below, Chaiyaphum is not anywhere near the border with Cambodia.
 Map of Thailand highlighting Chaiyaphum Province

Also, these jets were in flight and traveling at a high rate of speed. It is preposterous to think that a Khmer wizard in Cambodia using black magic could successfully track and force down TWO F16 jets over such a large distance. This is silly and ridiculous superstition which deserves to be debunked in yet another thorough investigation by Thai authorities.

It is more probable that Thai authorities investigating this crash believe that a Khmer Wizard is operating covertly in Thailand!

The Cambodian military is smaller and less technologically advanced than their Thai counterpart, so Cambodia's Leader, Hun Sen, has obviously opted for a type of warfare that gives him an advantage: Sorcery Sabotage!

There is obviously a secret Cambodian operation going on involving a highly trained operator in the occult working covertly within Thailand’s borders to weaken its military. Is there no limit to the evil of Hun Sen?
Cambodian Leader Hun Sen 
How Dare He Try To Make Wat Preah Vihear
a UNESCO World Heritage Site?

And, since the crash of the two F16s happened during a joint US/Thailand hosted military exercise called Cobra Gold as a proud American I am obligated to help. That’s why I am distributing the following TWO different artist sketches of this purported Khmer sorcery subject based upon a profile I generated.

Yes, I’m naming this special Cambodian agent of the occult: “Cambo”.  If you should spot “Cambo” call authorities immediately. Do not try to apprehend him yourself as he is extremely dangerous. One of the black magic specialties which Khmer Wizards are known for is to send metal objects into the body of people! Plus, “Cambo” is trained in guerrilla warfare, someone “who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.”

But not to worry, the Thai military are using their own brand of magic tracking down this Khmer mage menace. They spent millions of Thai tax payer's money obtaining magic wands known as GT200 devices which can be used to track down, explosive residue, drugs and evidently Khmer Wizards practicing black magic.
Thailand can thank two reputable military men for their foresight in obtaining these devices: Air Chief Marshal Chalit Phukpask (who incidentally holds the same rank as the Crown Prince’s pet dog Foo Foo) and everyone’s favorite coup-daddy, former Army Chief Sonthi Boonyaratkalin.
Sonthi 'Coup-Daddy' Boonyaratkalin
Making Thailand a Safer Place

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